taylors-ass:

MASSSSSIVE TAYLOR SWIFT GIVEAWAY! 

To celebrate our blog reaching its next thousand, we are having a big giveaway as a way to thank our followers. We want you all to know we love each and every one of you and that we are so thankful to you for being so wonderful to us! Thank you for celebrating Taylor’s ass with us :) 

To enter this giveaway all you have to do is reblog this post (likes do not count). Other than that the giveaway will have very little rules, other than the fact you must be following us - and trust me, we will check! However, you can reblog it as often and as many times as you like, the more times the higher your chances! 

This giveaway will have three winners (to be drawn at random), and the winners will get to choose their prizes based on which place they come. The prizes are split into four categories (as shown above) based on the value of the items. Each place will be allocated a certain number of items from each category, that they will get to pick, this is to ensure that winners do not receive items that they do not want/already have. 

All questions about the giveaway can be asked here and answers to questions about the giveaway can be found here.

This giveaway has a value of over $600 (when purchased in Australia). It is also a worldwide giveaway, so we will post ANYWHERE in the world.  

PRIZES: 

1ST PLACE - three items from category 1, four items from category 2, two items from category 3, and five items from category 4.

2ND PLACE - one item from category 1, two items from category 2, one item from category 3, and two items from category 4. 

3RD PLACE - one item from category 2, one item from category 3, and three items from category 4.

ITEMS:

Category 1: Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift perfume (50mL/1.7 Oz), Taylor Swift RED album blanket, Signed copy of Red by Taylor Swift (including unsigned booklet), and The Red Tour tote bag. 

Category 2: RED by Taylor Swift drawstring bag, Fearless Tour book, Speak Now World Tour book, The Red Tour book, Taylor Swift 2014 full-sized calendar, Speak Now World Tour green t-shirt, and iPhone 4/4s Taylor Swift cover.

Category 3: Taylor Swift perch poster, Taylor Swift Red album cover poster, Taylor Swift 2014 mini calendar, and Taylor Swift Red photo-shoot 6x4 photo. 

Category 4: Taylor Swift Fearless photo-shoot 6x4 photo, 2 x RED bracelets (red), RED bracelet (grey), Speak Now bracelet, Taylor Swift Keds Magnet, Taylor Swift amplifier, The RED Tour lanyard, Taylor Swift guitar picks, and Taylor Swift light stick. 

Amazing sex stays with you. It soaks into your skin. It floats through your dreams and has you silently smoldering with delicious remembrances for hours after. It has you craving it days later. And it has you aching for it if you don’t get it for awhile.

x

x

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everswift:

my favorite taylor swift music video is you belong with me cause it’s the story of how taylor swift is upset because her crush is dating taylor swift, but then taylor swift’s boyfriend leaves taylor swift for taylor swift and taylor swift gets really pissed and then he kisses taylor swift

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greyshadowgiirl:

im always here for you♥

greyshadowgiirl:

im always here for you

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theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

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flashbacksandechoes:

yet again nobody can make fun of taylor swift like how taylor swift makes fun of taylor swift. 

taylors-ass:

MASSSSSIVE TAYLOR SWIFT GIVEAWAY! 

To celebrate our blog reaching its next thousand, we are having a big giveaway as a way to thank our followers. We want you all to know we love each and every one of you and that we are so thankful to you for being so wonderful to us! Thank you for celebrating Taylor’s ass with us :) 

To enter this giveaway all you have to do is reblog this post (likes do not count). Other than that the giveaway will have very little rules, other than the fact you must be following us - and trust me, we will check! However, you can reblog it as often and as many times as you like, the more times the higher your chances! 

This giveaway will have three winners (to be drawn at random), and the winners will get to choose their prizes based on which place they come. The prizes are split into four categories (as shown above) based on the value of the items. Each place will be allocated a certain number of items from each category, that they will get to pick, this is to ensure that winners do not receive items that they do not want/already have. 

All questions about the giveaway can be asked here and answers to questions about the giveaway can be found here.

This giveaway has a value of over $600 (when purchased in Australia). It is also a worldwide giveaway, so we will post ANYWHERE in the world.  

PRIZES: 

1ST PLACE - three items from category 1, four items from category 2, two items from category 3, and five items from category 4.

2ND PLACE - one item from category 1, two items from category 2, one item from category 3, and two items from category 4. 

3RD PLACE - one item from category 2, one item from category 3, and three items from category 4.

ITEMS:

Category 1: Wonderstruck by Taylor Swift perfume (50mL/1.7 Oz), Taylor Swift RED album blanket, Signed copy of Red by Taylor Swift (including unsigned booklet), and The Red Tour tote bag. 

Category 2: RED by Taylor Swift drawstring bag, Fearless Tour book, Speak Now World Tour book, The Red Tour book, Taylor Swift 2014 full-sized calendar, Speak Now World Tour green t-shirt, and iPhone 4/4s Taylor Swift cover.

Category 3: Taylor Swift perch poster, Taylor Swift Red album cover poster, Taylor Swift 2014 mini calendar, and Taylor Swift Red photo-shoot 6x4 photo. 

Category 4: Taylor Swift Fearless photo-shoot 6x4 photo, 2 x RED bracelets (red), RED bracelet (grey), Speak Now bracelet, Taylor Swift Keds Magnet, Taylor Swift amplifier, The RED Tour lanyard, Taylor Swift guitar picks, and Taylor Swift light stick. 

Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
I hate going to sleep with you on my mind and not in my bed.

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth)