He will brush against your thigh and pretend that he didn’t, and he’ll look you in the eyes and tell you he likes them. He will take the band out of your ponytail because he likes your hair long, he will let you listen to his favourite song and it will get stuck in your head. He will kiss your lips until they are numb and he will hold your hands until they go numb too. Don’t watch the sunset with him, because you won’t be able to watch it again without missing the smell of his cologne. Don’t make him call you by your nickname, because afterwards you won’t be able to hear it. Your heart will be heavy and so will your head but just remember you were beautiful before he said so.
*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(Source: scottish)

three-green-aliens:

PETITION FOR DISNEY STORES TO CARRY ADULT SIZED PRINCESS DRESSES CAUSE I MAY BE 20 YRS OLD BUT IF I WANT TO WALK AROUND LOOKIN LIKE SNOW WHITE I DAMN WELL WILL

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

You deserve someone who knows how to make things up to you after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with just the word, “sorry.”

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

(Source: shuckl)

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse)

whisk-ey:

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear and six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.

you didn’t love her.

you just didn’t want to be alone.

or maybe, she was just good for your ego.

or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.

but you didn’t love her,

because you don’t destroy people you love.

ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”